Princess Bubblegum ain’t having any of your shit today
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
you are my new favorite person
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
homework? decent grades? the bible said adam and eve not adam and achieve
i almost spit everywhere
do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns
Look what I found at the dollar store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?
Free chocolate milk for everyone
i have just been informed on this
Anonymous asked: Was mark involved in the threesome?
*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*