June 2012
May 2012
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My Haiku on food
I really love food It is super delicious I love food
smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:
i heard if you sneeze 8 times you get an orgasm??? omg i must try this
or you could masturbate
When Resident Evil 6 comes out.
Goodbye social life I’ll see you in a week
Rags
You are a stupid cliche sap movie.
Stop
Just, no.
I want to watch Korra and iCarly.
Stawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwp
lil b’s songs are stupid, i mean have you listened to just one of them it’s like
alfonymous:
jesus walked on water beyonce walked on jesus
smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:
applesauce-and-candycanes:
smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:
runningcreativity:
smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:
my weapon of choice for a zombie apocalypse is a sassy black girl because if her weave gets touched then all hell will break loose
Isn’t that Raven’s mon from That So Raven?
no thats willow smith from the hunger games
that comment… what...
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Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
Benefits of being Beyonce: you're a god
tltty:
yet another quality post from tumblr radar
Anonymous asked: your gay
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I’ve grown to realize princess mononoke is the reason i have reoccurring nightmares and fears over goo since i was a little kid and I just realized it today and im still horrified
my teacher said yolo
and she kept saying it until the stupid mexican hypebeast that sat in the back of my class stopped
thank you ms. jacobs
thank
you
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people who don’t like tifa for no real good reason
smitty-werben-jager-man-jensen:
people who dont like lightning
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If a zombie apocalypse really did happen I’d cry in the corner like a little bitch until the feeling of being a bad ass bitch kicks in unless I’m dead l0l \m/
has anyone heard of the bechdel test?
don’t learn about it.
it’ll ruin movies for you.
Along with a video editing class
i love the sound you make when you shut the fuck up
umm if ur singing live while playing the guitar there shouldnt be auto tune and beats going on excuse me you gotta fix something
I find it weird how everyone just magically knows the choreography little musical scenes.
Like people just join in and all of a sudden they are like experienced back up dancers that just magically know how the dance goes um excuse me what are you doing?
Anonymous asked: Show me ur erection
Anonymous asked: Show me ur erection
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If I were in a horror movie situation,
I know that I’d die.
Honestly, I would make all the stupid movie cliche moves out of fear, and if I survive, I’d be a really damn lucky one.
But what I wonder is, how much of a fight would I put up against my assailant?
D:
i love the snow golem’s story in adventure time.
it’s cute
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