February 2012
Why are people that are so cocky about their looks...
Seriously stawp
I just farted
and it sounded like machine guns firing onto something
omfg
this is way funnier than it should be cause i’m crying from laughter right now
Is there like a flu that everyone is contracting?
I swear, like half my school is home sick.
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Anonymous asked: Do u like ur dick?
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Anonymous asked: wats the nudee tumblr :e
When i'm in spanish class
google translate is my best friend
Brb checking the tumblr nudes site in case my...
lol
putting ‘because yolo’ in your answer because you don’t know the answer
So there’s this thing i can do that is completely disgusting and it’s cool and it feels good. people think im wierd, but i like cracking my jaw bone, just cause it doesn’t sound like my other body parts
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Anonymous asked: You're an asshole on here. No wonder why no one likes you,
Stop unfollowing me and following me for my...
i see you and I will never follow you because you look like a horse
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If youre jayfluent
you might as well disconnect your internet
and stay away from your camera
and stop talking
forever
When you look at the school slut, it’s like you can feel the stds on your body lol
kailluo:
i don’t care if yolo is overused its the answer to everything
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Dammit Etro, stop making all these bad decisions
First you give Caius your heart, then he plots to kill you
You save the FF13 crew from their fate as a l’cie, and the timeline gets fucked up.
You make Lightning your guardian and she fails to protect you.
You grant Noel his wish and he ends up killing you.
Your gifts results in someone or something dying.
What exactly are you doing?
Stop.
maryleggo:
Ugh. Shut up!
I didn’t get free pancakes today at ihop because I had no time to go. Okayyyyyyyyyyy.
😔😞😖😣😢😡😠👊💢👍🐳
Wat is sex and how do u do it? Is there wifi?
Lol shut up i’ve seen you naked
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kristheoo:
How do you have a girlfriend when obvi you are gay?
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dashwilly replied to your post: dashwilly replied to your post: Hey Justin are you…
so you’re ugly hahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHA
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dashwilly replied to your post: Hey Justin are you filipino?
yea cuz filipinos r qt
But Im not filipino soo…….
Why am I all of a sudden seeing nudes on my...
Damn gay people.
l0veraven:
lol excuse u tumblr
wat do u think ur doing
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Hey Justin are you filipino?
Me : No
-During December-
Friend : yeah, he’s filipino
Me : No I’m not
-Today-
Friend : Hey, you’re filipino, right?
Me : Omfg if I wasn’t filipino the first time, then I’m not the third time you dumb hoe!
textposter:
If you’re over 20 years old and still on this website then this is pretty much it for you isn’t it
Sleeping on my sister's memory foam mattress in my...
fihudjfjfbkjfnskdjnsdnkscnjsknxkwnkf feels soooooooooo good.
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I've only went to school for 1 1/2 days this week
and I’m not going tomorrow
holla! <33333333333
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So my dad decided to give me 200$ for my birthday
Then he decided to put it in my back account
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and the only reason why he decided to put it in there is because if the money in my ‘almost bankrupt account because my father takes money out of it to gamble’ is below 500$, then he’ll get charged
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Fuck My Life
/wrists
Gay people get on my nerve sometimes
stop being so conceited and cocky ugh fuck like why are you still alive?
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Anonymous asked: What does holding hands with someone you arent dating mean?
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Ugh I wish I was hotter so I can hang out with hot people and do hot people stuff like take hot pictures and eat hot food and whatever
the life i could be having tho
hoshaway:
hmuifyoureblack:
please don’t wear skinny jeans or tights if you are over 4000 pounds
i think all jeans are skinny jeans at that point
I can't breathe through my nose
I’m gonna cry
What is wrong with people?
My birthday is tomorrow
omfg
not today,
tomorrow
Nobody ever wants to meet me
ugh
okay
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