No I am not Filipino stop it

tvspecial: whorville: I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored did someone say...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:49:26 -0400

tvspecial:

whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

dustclouds: i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:48:56 -0400

dustclouds:

i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar

petparent: poopflow: do you ever feel like a plastic bag No, I always feel like a Prada bag

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:48:41 -0400

petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag

comemorninglighte: sunsetmugging: captainodair: whats the html code for a social...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:48:20 -0400

comemorninglighte:

sunsetmugging:

captainodair:

whats the html code for a social life

<go> </outside>

404 error

africans: i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:47:46 -0400

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

h0odrich: eats all the croutons out of a salad and pushes plate 5 feet away from me

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:47:36 -0400

h0odrich:

*eats all the croutons out of a salad and pushes plate 5 feet away from me*

drarna: i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:45:51 -0400

drarna:

i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.

amoying: warm soda is the worst thing that can happen

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:45:28 -0400

amoying:

warm soda is the worst thing that can happen

lonelywhiteasian: my dash is dead so i’m gonna liven it up with some fun, family-friendly text...

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:44:50 -0400

lonelywhiteasian:

my dash is dead so i’m gonna liven it up with some fun, family-friendly text posts. let’s start this off, shall we? what’s brown and sticky?…. …. you guessed it…. … a stick! hahaha we’re all having fun here

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:44:21 -0400

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Wed, 22 May 2013 15:43:41 -0400

at-boundary-conditions: what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch +...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:24:29 -0400

at-boundary-conditions:

what if humans have cheat codes like if you jump 14 times and then punch + kick ok awesome now i can walk on water and do calculus

whorville: Goes to McDonald’s to supersize my dick

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:23:39 -0400

whorville:

*Goes to McDonald’s to supersize my dick*

hunhansbubbleteashop: never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s...

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:22:53 -0400

hunhansbubbleteashop:

never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural

hye bitch u still go on live

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:27:24 -0400

Nope nigga text me haaahee

lamalan: br000t: healthy-mind-body-me: the fuck am i suppose...

Wed, 22 May 2013 03:14:50 -0400

lamalan:

br000t:

healthy-mind-body-me:

the fuck am i suppose to do with this

i have honestly never laughed so hard in my entire life

LOOOOOOL

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Wed, 22 May 2013 02:37:59 -0400

Gotta imitate Audrey fucking Kawasaki on this poor substitute of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:30:19 -0400

Gotta imitate Audrey fucking Kawasaki on this poor substitute of a birdhouse we have to call stools -.-

partybarackisinthehousetonight: damn girl are you internet explorer because you’re not responding

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:09:12 -0400

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

damn girl are you internet explorer because you’re not responding

whorville: Tick Tock touch my Cock

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:08:59 -0400

whorville:

Tick Tock touch my Cock